Photographic evidence from social media shows the divine power of promises from the socialists movements own reverence in waiting cardinal ‘Jamie’ thingy.
Following ritual baptism in England's northernmost river, the tributary of the great river Till, the sacred Tweed, the head of the ‘Church of the great unwashed’ (photographic evidence pictures his disciples) Jamie the celestial has through his seraphic power changed the beliefs of free marketeer and long time political advisor to the County-Hallies in Northumberland Lady Georgie of Berwick.
His promises to people at his Berwick pulpit ceremony was to bring running water into their homes, ban soap from sale in the Towns picturesque shops and gift city status to Berwick making the ‘new city’ head of his northern leg of of his empire if he gains popularity enough to become empyrean Mayor for the North-East.
The mob of twelve who attended his gathering were fed on 24 guaranteed meat free steak bakes from Greggs. Following his blessing and through the miracle of divine intervention Jamie pulled red and brown sauce from his waterproof jacket to go with the sachets of salt and pepper gained at McDonalds near the last dual carriageway spot on the ‘Less than Great North Road’ through Northumberland.
This feast welded in his popularity among the minority and after a wind down of several pints in a local inn with a stable at the back, the disciples banqueted on vegetarian smokie and chips in the adjoining area of Spittal.
Concerned Police officers broke up the rowdy crowd of nine by then and sent them on their way.
https://www.greggs.co.uk/news/our-tasty-vegan-menu
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/berwick-mps-former-press-secretary-11005157
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/berwick-town-councillor-georgina-hill-9963522
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