No French Ideas Here! How will we get any new mansions built in the countryside if we cap prices on food staples say Tory MP’s

 

“It's a disgrace, we want mansions in the Countryside not healthy, well fed lower classes” Lesbury Atyt, Minister for Tory Culture and long term Rwandan hotel investor.

The current prime minister Rishi Sunak has made a suggestion to his MP’s and the retail consortium that food staples should only carry the minimum of profit to keep the nation in line with the French who look after their residents from the cradle to the grave very well indeed.

Many of his cohorts in Government have rounded on him for even having a nightmare that made him wake up sweating which would include the beliefs of Nye Bevan into current UK legislative malpractice.

A well known Conservative who refused to be named but was a minister for pensions told us “I cannot believe that our PM who was chosen by elite MP’s and not the wider party bahoochie would consider acting like a Napoleonic general and feed his troops first. He will be wanting to establish houses that ordinary people can afford to live in next. Ma-mates in the non retail consortium will sort him out”.

Another told us “With Lisa Nandy determined to build Council Housing in the green belt in the style of three bedroomed forever homes for those in need and sink the bedroom tax, we need to move fast and get the land filled with new money mansions first and slashing profits for our investor pals when we’ve worked hard to force up prices by 20% on everything that supermarkets sell is shocking and we need to replace our PM as fast as possible” “Fancy being worried about a few million starving to death what sort of Tory is he? The plebs need to get off their backsides and pressurise the Parishes and sell their kids if they can’t feed them

 What is the world coming to?”