Morpeth miscreants Culling Tory officers who work closely with Tories from other factions?

Civil war has broken out between the various Tory factions on Northumberland County Council.

General Sanderson and his sidekick rear-Admiral Wearmouth top bod members of the famous Castle Morpeth clan have begun a major cull of Council officers who work closely with Tories residing or representing the we’ll never ‘get nowt’ (NGN) areas of the County.

Using dodgy legal advice to kick their wider groups friends into touch, members of the Castle Morpeth Clan (CMC), have begun their slash and burn project to empty their luxurious ‘palace of withering promises’ County Hall at Loansdean, Morpeth with rumours abounding regarding its severance from the public estate being imminent.

The Generals recruitment of flexible officers who operate from hundreds of miles away, who don’t need to shelter in Northumberland’s most expensive office space and if he wins this war, by removing many of the remaining centralised officers it will leave the office based workforce across the County so small that it can easily be distributed across its public works depots and/or fire stations or possibly in a waiting room on the Northumberland line.

By the time the hosanna trumpets the Labour Party in during 2025 their Leader and chief guerilla fighter for the opposition Scotty the-one will only need to look for an empty shop in Blyth as the warring parties of the leading warring clans shrink each others side severely.

We Codgers,  from our park bench position looking in, have been wondering about the rumours of an assessment of Leisure Centres County-wide being undertaken at present. At first it crossed our minds that asset stripping was the ultimate aim but the assessment may be looking for space to hold council and committee meetings as we’re sure flexible officers will need flexible war torn Councillors to mould into shape and bump their wages up.

Between the lines may be the best place to operate at this moment in time. Scotty the-one attacking from the hedgerows should be able to ensure the factions, both NGN and CMC, keep it up openly until they destroy the Valhalla of Castle Morpeth and erase it from the Sagas forever