Boundary Changes

 

‘ONLY VOTERS MATTER’

Will there be interim arrangements for Voters?

This Tory Government in office is about to give up on everyone who is not on the electoral register leading society down the road of ‘only voters matter’ after Boris Johnson gave the full responsibility to manage the changes to constituencies to the Boundary Commission as long as seats to expand the Tory power chain are increased,

We here at Murky need to know if all subjects under the new commissioned regime will have to take the knee outside in whatever weather at 8:00 on a Thursday when the voice of BoJo the great will be played out from church towers and minarets after he and his Secretary of State for propaganda have appeared every tea time in your living room before they dine at Claridges or the Savoy for a change every now and again to tell you why you must ‘Save the UK from Sinking’ by eating less and that resistance is futile.

If your not seen outside, his local ‘BoJo Youth’ teams will report you to the new arm of the NHS which he is proud that he alone saved, to undertake Objector Conversion Therapy and a referal will be made to your private landlord (as ownership will be placed in the hands of the few to save selling your home if you need care later in life) to have your toilet removed and you will have to take your feces by bucket to a local drainage bank at 5:00am every morning until your cured.

In order to comply with these new rules you will only be allowed long weekends in the UK in case you notice if holidaying abroad that your standards of living are deteriorating and that shops and markets on the continent are full of goods and that food banks are a rarity indeed.

BoJo’s failure to strike a reasonable deal with the EU and his abject failure to recruit enough drivers to handle imports and exports will be the catalyst for change and as the thoughtful nation we are we will follow his rules to the letter, Oh! and cover our needy faces as instructed in case he upsets Rupert the ruler at some point and Fox News gets a shot of the rings around your eyes the ricketts in your children and the condition of your skin.

But conjecture apart what is going to happen as the protections for the less well off over the last two years fade away and as his chancellor wants to now break the Triple Lock on Pensions to pay for the bad management of our most recent plague. BoJo and his team have already paved the way for constant control via the new Health Secretary Sajid Javid as he has pointed towards plagues of Flu striking as we have no resistance as a nation any longer.

These plagues are Manna from Heaven for the BoJoians and the stoppage of support for evictions will help those BoJoian Tories in Northumberland who have got away with not socially distancing for the whole of the pandemic period. A rumoured leak from County Hall is that lothario Peter Jackson who didn’t bother with any of that social distancing stuff because he is a top Tory, is evicting tenants from his heavily mortgaged land and property to design his divorce package from his long suffering wife to take up with his BoJoian assistant an alleged Councillor from Hexham and has stood down from his post as Audit Committee Chairman whilst he hunts for cash.

But where and who do his threatened tenants turn to as all Tory MP’s are now having to kowtow to the centre to get some favourable terms to retain their incomes in future whilst knocking out opposition in the process. It would be nice to know if those affected by the bullying at a local level have spoke with their MP’s and if the first question was, Are you on the electoral register?